Alias ‘The Boy Racer’.
Formula 1 racing driver, Lewis Hamilton sees a Gap and rushes towards it faster than a female follower of fashion with someone else’s credit card in their pocket.
Funny enough, the Monaco Grand Prix (pronounced, ‘Pree’ unless Hamilton is racing) was held this weekend. This is a race often played out by other boy racers through the streets of many English towns and villages at weekends.
This year’s Monaco Grand Prix offered yet another opportunity for ‘No Gap Lewis’ to demonstrate his lack of driving skills, aim for a gap, miss it and cause a pile-up.
It proved a highly entertaining piece of television as numerous people swept up the glass, commentators struggled for words and a guy in a chrome crash helmet carried his back spoiler down the road under the scorching heat of the sun.
As for Hamilton…. He should have gone to the Modified Nationals Show…
Or failing that…. ‘Specsavers’.