Basically, a massive two-week Bavarian ‘bender’ with geezers in black leather shorts and red braces getting more and more ‘leathered’ by beer, brought to their table by a girl wearing a frilly skirt and a bra that’s obviously two sizes smaller than her required cup size.
Even though it is called ‘Oktoberfest’, most of this giant ‘p##s up in a Herr Flick brewery’ is held in September and most of the beer is drank by foreigners wearing sunglasses on the top of their head.
Meanwhile, the Bavarian natives are constantly kept busy by their wearing of outdated costumes, the blowing of large, fart-sounding tubas and the reinforcing of your typical racist ‘Bockwurst and Bratwurst’ stereotype.
Many rough-looking towns in England hold their own ‘Oktoberfest’ every Saturday evening throughout the year, with the spilling of much beer, the strutting of half naked women wearing Stilettos in the street and the swapping of German tubas for the sound of police sirens and the crackling noise of deployed ‘Taser’ guns.
Meanwhile in middle class, middle England or one’s more rural Tory strongholds of England, they prefer ‘Octoberfest’ to be nothing more than the arrival of the Christmas department at their local garden centre.
How many pints do they hold?
