Sponsored by ‘The Town’s Women’s Guild of Great Britain’.
For spending over thirty grand of british taxpayers money on his own coat of arms, the winner of Dreamland Junction’s ‘Sponge of the Year’ award goes to……
That big-headed, self-inflated, freeloading ‘ladder of success’, The Right Honourable Speaker of the House of Commons, Mr John Bercow.
The ladder on the Bercow coat of arms tells of how he has hauled his sorry Dudley Moore-like backside out of the mire and up the greasy political pole of parliament. The four gold footballs signify how many people voted in support of his old lady’s continuation in the Big Brother house and the two blades illustrate whom he believes represents the whole nation when ‘the party political knives are out’.
‘All Are Equal’… but some sponge off the taxpayer more than others.