Don’t panic, it’s not what you think.
It’s a Channel 4 teatime show that suggests is an antidote to ‘Coach Trip’.
A ‘Bed & Breakfast’ owner visits three other ‘Bed & Breakfast’ owners to run their fingers through dust, moan about fried eggs, bitch about everything in their room and shortchange their peers in the hope of winning a cross-stitched wall plaque to boast about in their own B&B.
As with all Channel 4 shows that feature members of the public, it is almost customary for the producers to ‘pair up’ the fundamentalist Islamist with the outspoken buxom lap-dancer.
Such fun!!!
