Daily Archives: January 26, 2012

Khat

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This is the herbal drug freely and legally on sale in Britain that has been been banned in several parts of Europe.

The reason for the ban, that has so far eluded Britain, is the way in which its green leaves and stems slowly turns braincells into frog’s spawn.

No doubt many found chewing this brain-rotting garbage believe it counts as part of their ‘five-a-day’ and campaign against the meat industry because swallowing parts of a dead cow causes cancer.

The police say they can spot a Khat user by the size of their pupils. By definition, this means these herbal drug users can boast ‘Khat’s eyes’.

Meanwhile, thanks to recent heavy budget cuts, the Gloucestershire police drug squad haven’t got the cash to rub two Khat leaves together!