A new state-of-the-art computer that some believe will revolutionise the way children interact with computers.
Well, they would if those manufacturing the ruddy things can ever get around to actually placing them into the hands of our children.
Most of the youngsters I know only use their computer to cut & paste their homework data, update their social network site or blow zombies to bits on Level 23 of ‘Grand Cretin 2′. A few use their computer for another reason – but I’m not going there!
Above: The new ‘Lemon Meringue Pi’ stands waiting for its first student. Meanwhile Michael Gove and Sir Michael Wilshaw stand next to it trying to find the end of the ‘Sellotape’.