
The House of Commons’ answer to ‘Catwoman’ and the political initiator of the ‘Bradford Spring’ (whatever the hell that means!)
All done (according to Galloway) “through the grace of God” and celebrated with one lap of a dark, deserted football pitch at 3am (in a car with its hazard lights on).
Well… we’ve gone right back through that flipping looking glass now, folks!
All we can hope for now is for Alex Salmond to win the referendum and legally force all of his fellow Scots back ‘north of the border (up Aberdeen way)’.
After this week, what with ‘Respectful George’ on our doorstep lapping up Labour’s spilt milk, ‘Pastygate’, ‘Granny Tax’, ‘Jerry Can Maude’ and the NHS stuck between ‘The Devil and the CQC’, what option has David Cameron got now but make me the Government’s new Communications Csar?
C’mon Dave, you know it makes sense!

