One more step back to the past we go,
One more step back to the world Gove knows,
Always old and nothing new,
Ofsted are calling and they’re after you.
And it’s from the new we go back to the old,
Gove and Wilshaw are our Tory gold!
Free schools, academies and grammar too,
State education and his tests to do,
Get them wrong… And pay the toll…
Half of your teachers will be down the dole.
And it’s from the new we travel to the past,
Gove and Wilshaw are a pain in the aR£e!
You look older than your age to me,
It must be higher than a public school’s fee.
Isn’t it time Dave shuffled his pack,
We won’t worry if you don’t come back.
And it’s from the old we travel to the new,
Towards that day when we won’t vote for you!