Oh Milliband, Ed Milliband,
We need to know which side you stand,
One day it’s Lenin’s side your on,
The next you talk like Cameron.
For tho’ you bear the ‘Commie’ tag,
And up your pole there’s a Scarlet flag,
You tell us all you love Liz dear,
And Union flags should be flying here.
So up your pole those flags are flown,
And today you boast of what Blighty owns,
The Tories flew ‘red, white and blue’,
And now you’ve gone and nicked that too!
So, who the hell should we vote for now?
It might as well be ‘Dolly’ the cow.
And I’ll salute a new flag dear,
I fly a pair of knickers here!
(I’ll fly some frilly knickers here!)
POWER TO THE PEOPLE!