Not a ‘Harry Potter’ spell but a rare medical condition that can lead one to make excessive claims in the media about Europe and thereby inflame the temper in one’s rich mates.
This dis-ease is mostly found in ‘Mansion House’ types.
Symptoms also include denial, forgetfulness, a state of mental confusion, a desire to make a ‘u-turn’, a severe rollocking off by one’s boss and a sudden loss of credibility.
Consult with a Doctor if symptoms persist.
But preferably not Vince Cable.
‘Mum! I don’t feel well enough to go into school tomorrow morning.’
