Mrs Louise Mensch is the 41 year old Conservative politician who at time of publication is representing the people of the boot, shirt and steel manufacturing centre of Corby.
(By the way, I’m using ‘The 1971 AA Book of the Road’ instead of ‘Google’ for my research today).
Louise has started her own version of Twitter called ‘Menchn’.
Fortunately for us, she also studied ‘Norse’.
So if the Vikings ever return to Britain in their longboats and pillage their way across Northamptonshire or wish to ride into Oundle and rob it of every scented candle it has, she can interpret their demands for us.
I’m not going to mention how much prettier she looks when compared to her male front-bench colleagues.
Nor will I tell you the name of the MP to whom I would be quite happy to shuffle up close to on a crowded green leather bench if I was a Tory MP and had been three-line-whipped to attend a long session in the House.
I won’t even mention the ‘bedroom shenanigans’ described in quite some detail within a few of a certain person’s ‘chick lit’ paperbacks.
The only thing my litigation lawyer has ‘okay’d it’ for me to say about Mrs Louise Mensch is that she was present when a twit threw a custard pie at ‘News Corp’.
In fact, it was ‘The Elected Member for Corby & East Northants’ who immediately apologised to Mr Murdoch and his family for the idiot’s actions.
Right! Quick someone… look over at Louise and tell me if she’s smiling.
If not, has anyone got the number of a good lawyer?