London: A fifty-four year old woman with far too much make-up and sinewy arms cavorts on stage in a city park with a collection of men young enough to be her grandchildren.
By the time the concert finished at 10.30pm last evening most of the gathered throng felt they had endured more than enough of her.
A total disaster – not helped by Madonna shouting ‘Hello Poland!’ to an already jeering, sneering crowd and broadcast by Tannoy into a concert box office that had more than enough unsold tickets inside it.
Time to retire, Madge.
Probably with a mug of milk, some HRT patches and a copy of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’.