For the past umpteen months, Alex Salmond has been moaning on about how bad it is for Scotland to be connected to England & Wales.
He and Elaine C. Smith have also taken little time in calculating how much better the Scots would be if they all voted for independence, bricked up the A1 and brought Sean Connery back home to Edinburgh to continue his old milk round.
But now the whole world and his trading partner are in London for the Olympics, guess who’s setting up a market stall in Pall Mall to promote his shortbread, tartan, whisky and Scottish independance manifesto.
That’s right! Mr Alex Salmond!
All of a sudden this old ‘Braveheart’ wants to be reconnected back with England and Wales for a few days just to flog his ‘Malt McSporran’ wee drams and urine coloured ‘iron-bru’ to tourists and athletes.
If you are visiting London this summer, do keep your eyes open for the wee man with a blue and white crossed flag in one hand and a ‘Free Scotland’ begging bowl in the other, won’t you?
I’m sure if you do meet him he’ll be one of the first to remind you of which nation gave Britain ‘Andy Murray’… and probably the last to remind you of how much every English taxpayer has paid into his nation’s bank in order to save it.
‘X’ marks the clot (Alexander, Braveheart, McWinston, Salmond).
