‘The Hedge Fund Investors’ Corporate Seats.’
April 2009: ‘Many seats have already been been sold’ said Coe.
‘The Atlantis Islands Gymnastic Team are avidly watched by their nation’s supporters’.
‘The Rupert Murdoch Commentary Box’ at London 2012.
The mere sight of a nubile female gymnast clearly has an effect on the man in the fifth row of The Blue Lagoon Lap Dancing Club’s corporate seats.
Coe: “Look! It’s simple, you idiots! Sit the poor at the back…. And the first sixty rows must be left empty in case the sponsors or my mates want to come!”