No doubt you will be including mosquito repellant if you are travelling to warmer climbs for your summer holiday.
But now it’s not just hot countries that are plagued with these buzzing little gits.
According to naturalist (not naturist) Chris Packham, mosquitoes have now been found living on a freezing iceberg in the Arctic.
Chris’ photographs prove that an iceberg must no longer be regarded as merely an ice cube floating gently in God’s Pepsi – but ‘an ice island’ – teeming with life, grasses and insects.
So now, you can’t even take a Dreamland train to ‘Frozen Gonadsland’ without having to endure a malaria jab and hauling a mosquito net with you!
I know they are always going on about the effects of ‘Global Warming’, but this is ridiculous!