This was David Cameron’s reply when asked if he thought his Bullingdon pal and neighbour George (the u-turn) Osborne should be removed from his present post as ‘Chancellor of the Exchequer’… and replaced by Mr Vince (Quickstep) Cable.
Cameron is now into his third year as our Premier and so far he has only lost one of his pals from his original ‘Superglue Cabinet’. This being the amazing Doctor Fox.
And even then… (just like Jeremy Hunt and Theresa May) Cameron keeps on desperately pulling the chain knowing that their flush is broken, their u-bend is blocked and only a shove up their rear with a rubber plunger can rid him of a smell that just keeps coming back.
Obviously Cameron hopes that we will either ignore the Coalition whiffs… or Britain and Northern Ireland will simply accept his elected broken flushes and treat his blocked u-bend as if it wasn’t there.
The problem is… (as proved in his recent dealings with ‘Sky’) if there is a plumber inside Cameron’s Cabinet who tends to get his rubber gloves and sledgehammer mixed up, it’s the Right Honourable Mister Vince Cable MP.
And that’s why ‘He’s Not Going Anywhere!’