The ‘Bigfoot’ of Royal Tunbridge Wells.
The hairy monster was spotted recently on the town’s famous 200-acre common amid a series of recent sightings over the past six months.
A local chap said he was confronted by the creature on the Common which apparently had ‘red eyes’.
So let’s face it, it could have been George Michael.
He then said the beast roared at him just before he shat himself and ran away.
Of course, some might suspect The Kentish Apeman was only the ex-football commentator Richard Keys on the lookout for a new job.