71 years of age. Popular music performer of the Sixties.
His real name is Ernie Evans*.
Old ‘Chubby’ is in the process of ‘twisting’ (and screwing) the financial arm of Hewlett-Packard to the tune of $500 million for (apparently) causing “irreparable damage” to his reputation.
This alleged Irreparable damage being caused by HP using his name as the title for their mobile phone app which calculates the size of a man’s penis.
The App’s calculations being solely based on the size of the man’s feet.
In reality of course the only thing one can accurately judge about the size of a man, whenever one bases all of the evidence on the size of his shoes, is the size of his sock he takes.
So… should you discover that your phone has arrived with its own ‘Chubby Checker’ app, then I’d delete it if I was you.
Especially if you are a geezer that takes a ‘Size 4′ shoe or are presently suffering from a severe inferiority complex.
In which case, you need to put the number of a good psychoanalyst on your new phone’s ‘speed dial’.
*Absolutely true.
‘Let’s twist again… and see if it gets any bigger!’
