The capital city of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea… or ‘Ground Zero’ if one of them drops the thermo-nuclear device they are testing.
They would say they are just protecting themselves by playing around with a few radioactive fireworks.
The rest of the world imagines their test site to resemble the underground railway volcano in ‘You Only Live Twice’ with a Korean ‘Donald Pleasance’ overseeing the loading of the phallic-shaped missiles.
Only this time around Sean Connery can’t defuse those missiles because he’s far too busy sitting in a tax-exiled deckchair in the Bahamas, overseeing the freeing of his much-loved native Scotland from another bunch of crooks.
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