A medical administration’s bedpan is being thrown out of its management suite over at the ‘Glasgow Sick Children’s Hospital’ because someone took a real reindeer onto its children’s wards.
Just why they have called an enquiry into the matter baffles belief.
Okay, the reindeer might have peed on the floor but I’m guessing that it wouldn’t be the first time that the urine has hit the Lino.
Why the hell are they worried about a reindeer cheering the spirits of the sick children over Christmas when their parents and other family members could so easily have brought ‘Sydney 2012′ and influenza onto the wards?
But then again why cheer unwell children up whilst they are stuck in hospital over Christmas, when there are clearly so many miserable old sods up in the management suite to upset?
And this train of thought suggests one final question.
If Glasgow has a ‘Sick Children’s Hospital’, is there a ‘Perfectly Healthy Children’s Hospital’ to balance the city out in a sort of ‘yin and yang’ way?
Or perhaps it’s just ‘The Glasgow Children’s Hospital’ that happened to be suffering from ‘Sydney 2012′ at the time.
Above: ‘Is it okay for me to crap on the floor now, nurse?’
