That rather biased Farage-like racist think tank ‘Migration Watch’ has convinced itself that thousands of Romanians are about to flood into the UK and instantly become a significant drain on our housing provisions, benefit system, maternity wards and jobs.
But the Romanians have met their argument in print in a quite unique way by boasting that their beer is cheaper than ours, their roads are better than ours and all of their women are more beautiful than ours. Each baring either the facial looks of The Duchess of Cambridge or the plump backside of her sister.
Meanwhile the British Press reckons our government is said to be considering printing a series of equally negative magazine advertisements just to put Romanians off of coming to Britain.
For example: telling them that they aren’t entitled to any benefits when they get here, that the Bubonic plague is still rife in the countryside, that all of our women have the face of David Dickinson and the body of Christopher Biggins – and that every male over the age of nineteen found lacking a British Passport will be rounded trussed up and castrated with a rusty bread knife.
Yes, there’s no doubt about it. There’s a lot of cobblers being printed at the moment!
Above: February 3rd is Romania’s annual celebration of ‘Cut Off Your Old Man’s Todger With An Axe And Throw It To The Dogs Day’
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‘Romania’s Kate and Pippa in party mood’
