The name for a cow who is yet to give birth.
or… What the z-list celebrity Katie Price has recently called the model Kelly Brook.
Which is much like ‘an old pot calling a stainless-steel kettle black’.
Price always looks to me like someone who features on ‘My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding’ and rests in mind mostly for having a history of ‘male bulls’ who have quickly come and gone in her life for years.
What I think Kelly Brook has, that Katie Price clearly doesn’t without a spade-applied make-up routine, is beauty. Therefore inspiring deep jealousy among those who lack it.
Which might be why Price is so quick to slag Brook off in her ghost-written, tabloid ‘newspaper’ column.
‘Hush, my big fat gypsy mouth’. ‘
