38 year old professional football player whom when he is not playing ‘silly bu##ers’ is playing for ‘Manchester United’.
Such is Scholes’ quickness of foot and mind that he buggered off back indoors this morning leaving the key in the ignition of his top-of-the-range 4×4 and its engine running on the driveway.
When he got back he found it gone!
Mind you, all this took place in Oldham so say no more.
What a dozy pillock!