A cry often bawled into a microphone at the same time that a portly middle-aged geezer is pulling his darts from a beer-soaked dartboard.
And the exact number of Conservative party members (from cabinet ministers to junior Tories) who are ‘dead set to oppose or abstain’ in tomorrow’s vote on gay marriage.
Twenty-five chairmen and former chairmen of Conservative Party associations have also sent David Cameron a letter warning him that this suicidal policy will cause ‘significant damage’ to the Party at the 2015 election ballot box.
No doubt some people could argue that David Cameron might very well open his Downing Street bedroom window this morning and hear the sweet voice of a ‘fat lady singing’ somewhere in the distance. Then he’ll know for sure.