The Russians say they have discovered a new type of bacterial life in ‘Vostok’.
‘Vostok’ is not a brand of glue but an underwater lake that’s been cut off from the surface of the Earth for millions of years.
Anyway, the Russians claim to have found new life in it.
Apparently as soon as they caught this new life in a net, the first words it said to the Russians were…
‘Oh God, they’ve found us! There goes the whole flaming neighbourhood. We might as well curl up and die now.’