A well-worn idiom that is often used to encourage us to never rule out the dexterity, guile or sexual prowess of people of more (cough) senior age.
(The rest of this entry should only be read aloud through the use of a megaphone or Tannoy system).
” Due to overhead cabling advice from the Dreamland Junction legal team, we regret to announce the cancellation of this train.
This is due to several legal points failures just outside Biggleswade.
But suffice to say, the train would have been all to do with two newly acquired iPads and someone trying to scoop out the last drop of cold milk from the bottom of a buffet car mug – that was once a very large, government-funded, full-fat Latte.
However, as I wish to keep what very little money I have left in the bank, and not be imprisoned by a high court judge for ‘perverting the course of justice’, this particular transport of delight will now barely make it over to the old buffers.
But at least they know I tried.
All change please! ALL CHANGE! “