The chocolate world’s answer to the Easter Bunny at Christmas.
It’s basically just cheap chocolate poured into a suspicious-looking ‘Pixie’ mould, pushed out when cold and quickly stuffed into a wrapper.
You can’t even keep the damn thing and give it away as a present at Easter, because everyone will know you bought it in October or had it given to you by a CRB-checked ‘Santa’ at the Primary School Christmas Fayre in November.
I saw one being eaten by an infant with a runny nose. That was enough for me!